Find out exactly why your website isn't bringing you business.

A 12-section, human-depth audit of your site's technical SEO, speed, security and accessibility — every finding explained, every fix spelled out, all ranked into one action list. Delivered as a PDF within 48 hours.

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What's inside your report

Not a raw scanner dump. Every finding follows the same discipline: evidence → why it matters → exact fix → severity.

Executive scorecard

Your site graded across 8 dimensions at a glance, with the single biggest problem called out first.

Top-10 prioritized actions

The ten highest-impact fixes, ranked — so you never wonder what to do first.

Technical & indexability

Crawl traps, canonical problems, noindex leaks, sitemap and robots.txt issues that quietly hide pages from Google.

Core Web Vitals

LCP, CLS and INP measured on mobile and desktop, with the specific resources slowing you down.

Security headers

Missing HSTS, CSP and other headers that put you at risk and cost trust signals.

Accessibility

WCAG issues found by axe-core plus manual checks — missed alt text, contrast failures, keyboard traps.

Keyword & content gaps

Pages competing with each other, missing intent coverage, and titles/descriptions leaving clicks on the table.

30/60/90 roadmap

Everything reorganized into a realistic three-month plan you can hand straight to whoever maintains your site.

Deep-dive extra: competitor snapshot

We benchmark two competitors of your choosing and show where they beat you — and where they don't.

One-time pricing. No subscription. Ever.

$97
one-time · Standard Audit
  • All 12 report sections
  • Core Web Vitals + technical crawl
  • Security & accessibility review
  • Prioritized top-10 actions
  • 30/60/90 roadmap
  • Delivered within 48 hours
Get the Standard Audit
MOST VALUE
$299
one-time · Deep-Dive + Competitors
  • Everything in Standard
  • 2 competitor benchmarks
  • Full keyword-gap analysis
  • Schema markup implementation guide
  • Follow-up questions answered for 30 days
  • Priority delivery — 24 hours
Get the Deep-Dive

Pay in BTC, ETH, XRP, SOL, DOGE or ADA. Agency audits for identical work run $500–$5,000 with a sales call attached. We skip both.

Frequently asked questions

What do I actually receive?

A professional PDF report, typically 20–35 pages, containing all sections listed above. Findings are specific to your site with screenshots and evidence links — not generic advice.

How is this different from a free automated scanner?

Scanners give you data; we give you decisions. Everything is verified manually, explained in plain English, given a severity, and rolled into one ranked plan. Most reports contain findings automated tools cannot see at all — canonical conflicts, content cannibalization, header misconfigurations, accessibility traps.

Why crypto-only payment?

No chargebacks against our work means we can price lower and skip accounts, cards and paperwork entirely. You pay once, from any wallet, anywhere in the world.

What if my site is built on Wix/Squarespace/Shopify?

Audits work on any platform. Platform-specific constraints are factored into the recommendations — we tell you what to fix within your platform and what to escalate to your provider.

Do you offer bespoke coverage?

Yes — the order form has a bespoke-instructions field. Tell us what worries you ("we dropped rankings after a redesign", "competitor X outranks us for our main service") and the audit targets it directly.

What's the guarantee?

If your report doesn't contain at least 5 concrete, actionable findings for your site, you get a full refund — no forms, just reply to the delivery email.